I scampered off downstairs a few minutes ago to fetch noms, and, instead, found my mother watching the Miss West Virginia Pageant!

And because I clearly can never ever resist lulz and this was bound to be bloody brimming with them, I flopped myself down and began to watch ( Read more... )

My mother was making toast a bit ago, and the smell of it reminded me of an interesting anecdote.

…not surprisingly, seeing as my entire life is fucking crammed full of them, but y’know.

Anyroad!

Lately, my mother has developed a habit of dumping butter - real butter, not margarine or the fat-free kind we always used to keep in the house - into ( Read more... )

vicious-lullaby: lol we just had an Episode.
vicious-lullaby: I honestly did not know it was possible to start drama over a goddamn can opener, but leave it to my mother to manage.
pekori: ...wow
vicious-lullaby: this is a good one 8D
vicious-lullaby: so our last one broke ages ago, but my mother refused to buy a new one because she "could not find them anywhere." (...yeah.)
pekori: (lol >>)
vicious-lullaby: finally she ( Read more... )

SO I AM ON THE PROWL FOR BADFIC YET AGAIN.

AND OH MY GOD HAVE I EVER UNEARTHED ANOTHER SPARKLING GEM.

I am unsure how it ranks against the epic competition-for-Tsuna’s-virginity fic that may make little to no sense; quite frankly, MY BRAIN IS FAR TOO BROKEN TO EVEN TRY AND JUDGE.

But either way, this one is entirely too good not to share. ♥

( 65,963 words of ICHIGO KUROSAKI VERSUS SATAN. Oh yes. You read that right. )

lol oh West Virginia ( Read more... )

…

My mother :: “.......I SMELL GAS*. DDDDDD: ........*OPENS OVEN DOOR AND PROMPTLY SHOVES HER HEAD RIGHT INSIDE IT TO START SNIFFING*”

…

Oh dear.

But tis a pity, really - the woman is obviously trying so hard to win herself a Darwin Award, and yet she shot her own chances for one in the foot years ago by having me.

*Also, please note that ( Read more... )

…LMFAO oh god and yet again my state wins at failing.

I currently have the radio on, which…almost never leads to good things, considering. At any rate, apparently this new “kiddie-gym” type place just opened up around here, where you can send your kids to ~*get fit*~.

Its name is, I am not even kidding, “HitFit.” And the commercial itself is all ( Read more... )

Frustrating day has been frustrating. XD

I’m in super Byakushi-mode, otherwise known as “:|||| STFU :||||”

If only I wasn’t having a bad hair day. Or, you know, had Hair Noodles. Oh well ( Read more... )

Aka, ‘Reason #5341684354½ Jacey Really Needs to Move’ ::

Neighbour Bloke :: *out of nowhere* "I HAVE TWENTY GIRLFRIENDS!"
My mother :: "Well I think that's nineteen too many. O.o"
Neighbour Bloke :: "Nahh, I think it's one too many! I divorced my wife and that made HER mad..."

…O RLY?

My mother spent several minutes this morning insisting to me that she was going to straighten her hair. With the curling iron.

“You’re going to straighten your hair…with the curling iron.”
“Yes.”
“You’re going to straighten your hair…with the curling iron“Yes ( Read more... )